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The Bert Show

An Uber Driver Set Our Intern Up!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Intern Annalee's last uber tried to teach her and her friends the importance of GOLD DIGGING! Then she texted her trying to set her up with a man! Should she meet him?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

I'm moving on, intern Anilie here, man.

0:03.8

I mean, was this a compliment?

0:05.7

Was this an insult when your Uber driver starts to set you up on date?

0:09.2

Honestly, I took it as a little bit of a compliment.

0:14.0

So last week I was at the beach with my friends and we decided to take an Uber to dinner

0:20.0

and as soon as we all get in the Uber, our driver named Precious, starts hyping us all up.

0:27.0

Like, she is just complimenting us and it just feels like we were friends.

0:32.0

And during this drive, she starts to have a little bit of a heart to heart with us

0:36.7

telling us the importance of gold digging because we're all 20 year old females and as we're passing bars she's like that's the one go

0:44.3

there sit out there and I'm like I'm taking notes the importance of gold digging

0:49.2

I mean that needs to be a buck yes it does I think so. Gold digging for dummies if you

0:54.4

well. Yeah I mean I'd read it. I know some people that could teach it. So when we get to dinner I decided to get her phone number so she could take us back because

1:06.9

we were comfortable with this Uber and being at the beach, you don't know who your

1:11.0

Uber driver's going to be. So I was I was like okay your number you take us back and

1:16.1

So she ends up taking us back everything's good and later in the night I get a phone call from her and initially I thought oh something with the payment didn't go

1:23.8

through what's going on and so I answer it and she's like Annaly I'm in the car

1:28.6

with the cutest guys ever like you've got to talk to them they want to take you out.

1:33.0

I'm like, wait, wait, wait, what?

1:36.0

And so she's hyping them up and then she ends up passing her phone to these guys.

1:40.0

And so then I'm just talking to her riders and the phone call and she gives me their

1:46.2

number nothing happens with it. Then the next day I get two missed calls from her

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