Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers. And this is a podcast about sex. Y'all, okay, a little bit about

Sodommy. I love my dog so much. I could throw up. I can't remember if we talked about him already,

but his name is Peanut Noey Towers. You can follow him on Instagram, Peanut Noey Towers, and he's so fucking cute.

And I forget sometimes that he's one of the cutest things ever created because like,

and I'll take him to the vet or like walk him down the street holding him.

And people like, there's jaws drop.

He's so cute.

So like father like son. Um, but he has really

become my life. My manager in a phone call said very swiftly like, oh, you know, I was thinking

I'm, I'm so happy you, you know, adopted this dog. He's like, you know,

you're old. You're getting older. And when I tell you, I nearly flipped my car. Um, are those

things true? Sure. Should any human being say that to a gay man in his 30s ever? No. Um,

definitely not. Um, but Alex, if you're listening, which you're not, I love you and

all is forgiven. But I did have that epiphany moment that like this dog is probably my

child experience in this world. Like I don't really have any prospects for fatherhood

on the table. Like I just,

I'd have to, I'd have to adopt and like, and that's what I would do. But honestly, like,

my dream scenario is good friends die and I am forced to take care of their children. They of course leave so much

money for me to do it. I'm perceived as like kind of like a hero, you know, for kind of putting my

life on pause and like, you know, raising these like already kind of raised kids, you know,

for their parents. And I will call myself out immediately.

In my dream scenario, my very good friends must perish. But that's just my comedian brain.

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