This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Welcome to I Said No Gifts. I'm Bridger Weiner. We're here in the studio. Very early recording, I think maybe the earliest recording of this podcast ever, 1030. Well, it's 1043, but that's 17 minutes before our usual early type of recording.

So I'm in a mood. I'm in a real mood. What's going on? Let's see. Last night I saw the new Frankenstein movie. And as you might assume, the monster does go down a water slide. You get to see the

Frankenstein's monster go down a water slide. I think we need to land on a name for Frankenstein's

monster. I don't know. There's enough. It's enough with all the confusion. What else? I guess we're

kind of in the holidays now, so I hope you're enjoying yourself if you're the sort of person who enjoys themselves.

What else? I mean, speaking of big events, I spent a good deal of the weekend dry heaving.

Unfortunately, our poor little Bonnie got sick, and I assume a lot of people, you know, there's a chance you may be eating right now, but there's only a few things a sick dog can do and she went all out at 3 a.m.

The level of dry heaving I was doing was Olympic level. I dry heaved myself into another century, but that's all in the

past, and hopefully we'll leave it in the past. And I think that's, let's see, document-wise, do I have any

business? Let's see. No, we have the Patreon. Just a reminder that there's the Patreon, which you

go to patreon.com slash I said no gifts.

I mean, just, it's an ocean of content over there. I've become a real producer of content.

Bonus episodes of the show, episodes of me recapping a variety of reality of reality television,

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Secret Lives of Mormon wives. I do a little, you know, I glance at dancing with the stars in order to keep up with Whitney Levitt, but by the time this comes out, that's probably over. And I just have to say Whitney Levitt, lover or hate her, what a dancer. The woman can move. She's's a star they need to just put her on that show

i've i had never seen the show before but i assume she's the best dancer they've ever had uh but go to

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