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🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Bridger doesn't fly into hysterics when Rachel Dratch (SNL, 30 Rock) assails him with a gift. The two discuss scents, rat tail hairstyles, and the genetic makeup of a dancer.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Exactly Right. |
| 0:06.4 | Hello. |
| 0:07.8 | It's that special time of year again. |
| 0:09.9 | And now we're not talking about cuffing season. |
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| 0:43.5 | Goodbye. |
| 0:43.8 | Goodbye. When I invited you here |
| 0:57.2 | I thought I made myself perfectly clear |
| 1:02.1 | When you're a guest in my home |
| 1:05.3 | You gotta come to me empty-handed |
| 1:10.8 | I said no gifts Your presence is presence enough And I already had too much stuff So how do you dare dis said no gifts, I'm Bridger Weiner. |
| 1:40.0 | We're in the backyard. |
| 1:42.5 | I'm still reeling from the live show and kind of the assault that happened there, just the audience, the guests, everyone attacking me. Oh, but, you know, it was a nice time, and I hope you enjoyed being there or watching or third option listening. I'm still, of course, getting the emails |
| 2:04.7 | from the gun website from the Bridger I mentioned at the show. I've decided not to unsubscribe |
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