AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode357. Send us questions for future episodes: email [email protected], call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

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0:00.0	This Santa's workshop ensured against melting ice caps.
0:05.0	Lads and e-lids, lads and e-lids.
0:08.0	Can you say to your baker you've got really nice baps?
0:11.0	Lads and e-lids, lads and e-lids.
0:14.0	Ellen and all the lads and e-lids.
0:17.0	The world has many severe problems, so let's talk about the most trivial non-problem
0:24.0	that anyone has ever contended with.
0:26.0	Oh, I could write a book of those.
0:28.0	No, this one is honestly the least problematic problem anyone has had.
0:33.0	Has someone written in with this?
0:34.0	No, this is mine.
0:35.0	This is mine.
0:36.0	You've got your own problem.
0:37.0	I remember a few months ago on this show I talked about why I did not want to get verified on Twitter.
0:41.0	I do remember that conversation, yes.
0:43.0	And I disagree with you because I'm verified and it's great.
0:45.0	I still disagree with you, Oli, and I still agree with myself.
0:48.0	Because one day without me having requested it, my Helen's Altsman account and my illusionist show account both suddenly became verified.
0:56.0	Wow.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	You were verified against your will.
0:59.0	Against my will.
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