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Answer Me This!

AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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0:00.0

How often will Sandy Talks, Victor, describe herself as shortcake?

0:05.0

If you feed her cow marbles, do you get marbles, take?

0:11.3

If you feed her cow marbles, do you get marbles, take?

0:16.9

Thank you very much, you're one in a million. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

0:21.1

Thank you very much for feeding, William. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

0:25.4

It's really last recorded. Martin, I went on an all-speak family trip to CabriWorld.

0:30.2

Oh yeah, wonderful. And they played the roses ad, did they? Not only that.

0:33.7

They have like a special avenue of the ads with dioramas, so this one had like a full-sized,

0:39.5

elderly woman lifting off the back of a car. Yeah, like Anna Matronek, not a video of a woman

0:45.0

lifting a car. No, and there was also the video on a loop of that ad, so I just stood there

0:49.7

watching transfixed for several minutes. The roses ad. There I was, thinking I was giving you a

0:54.0

bit of nostalgia, actually, fresh in the memory. That is a cool crew of an ad, because who doesn't

0:57.7

remember? Thank you very much for feeding. William, who was William? Was he a cat or a fish?

1:01.7

He's a goldfish. He's a goldfish, right? But you're thanking someone by giving them Cabri's roses.

1:06.1

That is a real backhanded gift. I imagine there were more exotic in the 1980s than they are today.

1:10.7

They still weren't quality straight in the 1980s, were they? Anyway, I didn't intend for this

1:14.6

diversion, but I enjoyed it as they'd say on Justin Bieber. Is the same with CabriWorlds?

1:19.2

No, CabriWorlds is absolutely intentional diversion as you head into the Midlands. Where else do you

1:23.1

need to do? Well, I'd say it's not necessarily an essential stop, but I did enjoy it. Martin's mom

1:28.9

literally bought a chocolate teapot. That's quite cool. She's simply pleased to have had a taste.

1:34.3

Anyway, Lindsay has written in to say, thank you very much. Do you see? Thank you very much for

1:39.5

making answer me this. You are welcome, Lindsay. She says, I first started listening to your podcast

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