Will Jerry Halle welcome back Beepis Paul or a Pauling?

I'm about to die before I find my true calling

I'm about to be this Helen and Olly I'm so be this

Good afternoon and welcome to Muddybox on Radio 4

Just a priming you listeners for the fact that somebody has seen fit to ask us

People who make a podcast for free about business models

Advice about how to raise funds it's it's a question from Ola who says my friend

And I have a really good business plan that we know will work confidence is important isn't it in a business picture?

The problem is we have no money we're 14 so we're too young to get alone from the bank

And we can't wait till we're old enough because we're both depending on it to pay for university

See that's too confident this is very impressive though that she's thinking going to university is becoming very expensive

In four years time when I'm old enough it's going to be unattainable how can I be the master of my own destiny?

I'm impressed yeah it's impressive I'm in it's impressive to have a strategy

But it's probably not a sound idea for that strategy to be that this business that all be it you have to have front about

It's so crucial that unless it takes off you can't afford to go

I'm trying to remember if I had a single good idea when I was 14

I probably not I had an idea for a merchandise company to be based in the foyer of a cinema

So that when kids my age went to go and see I'm trying to think what was the big films

Then things like the lighting and the lighting I guess yeah there'd be the merch there

My concept was why don't I go to UCI cinemas in Hatfield and say look I can have a Jurassic Park store in the foyer

And we will sell shit loads of dinosaurs to idiot kids

Yeah

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