Why, when ever, I watch the Simpsons is it Treehouse of Horror?

Hatsume this, hatsume this,

Do you take this woman for itcher of horror?

Hatsume this, hatsume this,

Helen and Olly, hatsume this.

Now, I don't know whether we should be excited by this or slightly displeased,

but it turns out Helen that,

aren't some of these listeners are no strangers to pooping a party.

Good! Is that good?

We're all among friends here, aren't we?

But we're all going home at an appropriate time.

Well, at least they're pooping their own parties, because this is...

This is what we're doing a big shit on the floor.

We've all been there.

That's why I don't invite you to my parties anymore.

Yes.

Carpet's ruined.

This is from Johnny in Lancaster,

that guy you never want coming to your party,

who says,

in response to Katie from Christchurch's question in the last podcast,

I have a foolproof way to get people to leave your party once you've had enough of them.

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