Well, Sophie Ellis, Bexta, Murder, Bruce on the dance floor.

Aphidias, Foxnobby, Crisps, Igniting her class war.

Aphidias, Helen and Ollie, Aphidias.

Hey listeners, I don't know what you're doing while you listen to this episode of Answer Me This,

but I'm slightly disturbed by this email that Susie has sent in about a circumstance,

in which she and her boyfriend found themselves listening to Answer Me This.

Oh good, because if we like emails about people's relationships, we like them best of all when they're disturbing.

Susie says, my boyfriend and I spent a lovely evening together in Manchester

and got rather carried away with a number of experimental cocktails, dry ice, conical floss, flaming, etc.

Oh, the flaming, etc.

It's not as good as the ampersand and tonic, but it is good.

Oh, that is refreshing.

Well, that must be ampersand and tonic.

Yeah.

When we got home, although we were both tired and a little drunk, we were feeling quite amorous,

so the lights were off and one thing led to another.

The odd thing was, I could hear this faint mumbling noise around me at the time.

I thought we must have left the TV on, it was really bugging me.

To my surprise, with no hesitation or trying to hide the evidence,

my boyfriend quite happily told me that he was listening to Answer Me This on his iPod at the same time.

No.

Maybe it's the only thing they can get him up.

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