AMT270: Ostrich Eggs, Gorilla Balls and Zombies
Answer Me This!
Helen & Olly
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2013
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If I put a top hat on my watch, does that make it a smart watch? |
| 0:05.0 | If I put butter in whiskey, does that make butter, Scotch? |
| 0:11.0 | If I put butter in whiskey, does that make butter, Scotch? |
| 0:14.0 | If I put butter in whiskey, does that make butter, Scotch? |
| 0:17.0 | Last week's show was particularly exciting for listener Will. |
| 0:21.0 | Why I hear you ask? |
| 0:22.0 | Why I ask so that you can hear me asking it. |
| 0:24.0 | Is it because he lives in the Lindbergh baby house? |
| 0:26.0 | No. |
| 0:27.0 | Is he volunteering to go on vacation with Pat from Canada? |
| 0:30.0 | No, he's not. |
| 0:31.0 | Sorry, Pat. |
| 0:32.0 | I wasn't asking, I'll leave. |
| 0:33.0 | Fuck you. |
| 0:34.0 | That wasn't a Canadian accent, by the way. |
| 0:36.0 | It was just an accent that came into my mouth. |
| 0:38.0 | To be honest, that was probably more accurate than if you'd tried to do a Canadian accent. |
| 0:41.0 | Absolutely. |
| 0:42.0 | In fact, listener Will is asking about the website that's got the world talking Dicksmack.org. |
| 0:47.0 | It does seem to be remarkably popular. |
| 0:49.0 | Now, for those of you that missed it, because this was towards the end of last week's show as well, |
| 0:53.0 | we were talking about domain names, quite a dry subject, really. |
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