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Answer Me This!

AMT268: Noah's Ark, Glacé Cherries and Barry Scott

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Comedy, Education, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0

Did the Earth move for you? Or was that just racking?

0:05.0

Unsure me this! Unsure me this!

0:08.0

Without Fio and Hillary as dragons then lacking!

0:11.0

Unsure me this! Unsure me this!

0:14.0

Ellen and all the Unsure me this!

0:17.0

Last week we were contemplating really quite a deep and serious issue for Unsure me this.

0:23.0

What constitutes losing your virginity?

0:25.0

If you are not bound to the heteronormative penis into vagina virginity loss method.

0:31.0

Jim says, sticking anything of yours in someone else's something counts, right?

0:35.0

No.

0:36.0

That's like saying sticking your teaspoon into someone else's yogurt counts as a virginity loss.

0:39.0

No, only part of the body, but it means...

0:40.0

What for can I taste it?

0:41.0

But still, we wouldn't say if you put your finger in there ear that counts as virginity loss.

0:44.0

No, if you French kissed, not virginity loss.

0:47.0

Well Celeste says the opinion of this hetero female is that cock in vage is the definitive moment

0:52.0

that one's metaphorical cherry is popped.

0:54.0

Well, sorry, Gays and Lesbians.

0:56.0

It was not one decisive thunderclap for me because I did actually say, is it in yet?

1:01.0

Oh, what a lucky guy!

1:03.0

To the horror of my then boyfriend who was totally useless and small.

1:07.0

Well, you say that, but then actually it could have been a learning experience, couldn't it?

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