Is the band Lawson named after Mark Lawson?

Us we miss, us we miss

How small a trampoline could you bounce a horse on?

Us we miss, us we miss

Helen and Olly, us we miss

As you know, like Pitbull, we are so international

I was thinking we were wearing muzzles today

Unlike Pitbull, we are not awful

But we are this week kicking off with a question that proves how international we are

Because it's from Jake in Arlington Heights, Illinois

Oh, is that the most exotic place you could think of?

It is the most popular community in the United States that is incorporated as a village

Really? I've never really understood the principles of incorporation

No, I do understand though why bigger towns would fight for the right to be villages

Whereas big villages probably wouldn't be that keen to be reclassified as towns

You want the amenities, don't you, and the conveniences

But you don't actually want to lose your cozy village status

People like the idea of her village, also like an out of town superstar to be on their doorstep

Maybe there's some kind of financial or taxation imperative to be incorporated or otherwise

I don't know, but I don't want to know, don't explain to me

Don't get back to us on that, Jake

Let me preserve my innocence about Arlington Heights, please

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