Americans, What Makes You Glad That You Don't Live in EUROPE?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 27 January 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Americans. What makes you glad that you don't live in Europe? |
| 0:05.0 | In America, I'm really glad that almost everything is open on Sundays. |
| 0:09.0 | I lived in Germany for a few months and didn't plan groceries right that first weekend. |
| 0:14.0 | Grocery store was closed. I didn't have anything to eat, so I walked into town to find a restaurant, |
| 0:20.0 | and the only thing open was Pizza Hut. I don't even like Pizza Hut when I'm in the US. So the narrator's first |
| 0:27.0 | video on this channel was things that outsiders find really weird about the States. So, in |
| 0:32.1 | the spirit of fairness, let's see if we hold up over here under the scrutiny of our friends |
| 0:36.5 | from across the pond. Let us have it, Americans. |
| 0:40.3 | Being a second-generation Ukrainian, one thing America has that Ukraine doesn't, |
| 0:45.3 | is a societal norm to not drive or park on the sidewalks. |
| 0:50.3 | As someone who's been to Greece quite a few times, Greek drivers. |
| 0:54.7 | Holy crap, they do whatever they feel like on the road, whenever they feel like it. |
| 1:00.3 | Things closing really early. |
| 1:02.0 | I was at a coffee shop doing homework when studying abroad. |
| 1:05.3 | By about three, they came up to me and kicked me out since they were about to close. |
| 1:09.5 | In the US, coffee shops are often open pretty |
| 1:11.8 | late for people to study in, so that was weird to me. Other than that, I think living in Europe |
| 1:16.5 | would be wonderful. It's been years since I've been to Europe. Hell, the last time I was there |
| 1:22.3 | was before places in the States started banning smoking, but I do remember a ton of smoking there. I know this isn't |
| 1:29.6 | all of Europe, but I'm glad that in the States we don't have those taps that have two separate |
| 1:34.4 | spouts for hot and cold, with two faucets. They just seem like such an inconvenience. Nothing quite like |
| 1:41.4 | washing your hands as fast as you can under the hot tap before the water |
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