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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

America's TOP Jew! with Ari Shaffir | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 93

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm so up everybody. Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. We're here. We have a guest that you've if you haven't seen a special go watch it. It's it's my boy Ari Shafir.

0:17.2

He's got one of the best comedy specials that I've seen in a long time. It's different. It's awesome. I spoke about it on Fox News.

0:26.5

Every conservative aunt I had was like, Oh, do you know this guy Chris just just a fauna. Yeah. Well, tell him I told I told you to tell your aunt to join us January 6th.

0:36.1

Yeah, the recreation for the recreation and and you know it's funny because my boys, you know the specialist called Jew. It's on YouTube. It's called Jew and my boys.

0:46.3

I was talking in this weekend and I was like praise in the special and like, yeah, my boys like I can't find it. And then I wanted to his YouTube search as in he's writing fucking Jew.

0:55.6

Oh, so that's all the thing comes all thing. And I'm like, so guys, you know, if you're you know some of the people, you know, if you're from this area, you know, the specials called Jew, not fucking Jew.

1:06.0

You can say that in your head, but just Jew or else it won't. Yeah, the search engines. It's real. It's real. Like, yes, it's specific. Dude, so you you. I told you, dude, well, I called you. I called you from the car.

1:18.3

Yeah, it was really nice. It was funny because the guy who was driving me. I didn't know because I was in a car coming home from the Fox News thing.

1:24.1

The guy was driving me when I got off the phone because I was talking. I was saying, Ari, you know, specials so good that I learned so much about Judaism, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:31.7

I was like, amazing specials. I got a special needs to be like you have to see the special and the guy was driving was Palestinian.

1:38.8

Really? Where to go? So he called a refugee. You all hang out. I hang up and he goes, uh, this, uh, what's this special Jew?

1:46.7

And I was like, yeah, it's called Jew. Um, it's my friend, Ari Sheffir. And he goes, oh, he goes, you think I would like it. I'm from Palestine.

1:53.4

And I was like, dude, probably you get a mention. Yeah. Palestinian is going to shout out. You get a shout out. I was like, I said to him. I was like, I think you would.

2:01.0

I said, I think that Ari Sheffir, uh, is the only one that can bring peace to the Middle East. And then the Palestinian guy, he goes, he probably can't.

2:08.8

I was like, yeah, I was kidding. You fucking. Yeah, probably already is not going to be the one that does it. Yeah, I was like, before you drive an Uber dickhead.

2:14.4

Yeah, the BDS and you know, for that Israel Palos, I think I think the D is down Lord and the S is stream.

2:20.8

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I so here's one of the here's the thing is I know you probably went on a million other podcasts talked about this.

2:29.0

Festival. Yeah, which is good. Good. And, and well, I think like, you know, but I think like, honestly, yeah, like if I was like a television show, like TV station, I'd be like, I also want to talk to you about this.

2:43.8

Because it also is like, it also feels like, you know, what you're the last few years of kind of like tumultuous up down. You get, you know, some I can't.

2:53.5

So it's like, I don't think the special could be as good as it was if that's shit didn't happen to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, taking time off.

2:59.7

Like I got to see it for like, like fresh again. And like, oh, some of these setups are too long. Right.

3:04.4

Also, I don't want to go too far in this podcast before mentioning that tumultuous is it's not really a word at all. It's just sort of a misbe completely talking about tumultuous doesn't it mean like upside up and down?

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