America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 28th, 2025.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today, a drunk man argues with a sound clip that he thinks is a real person.
0:09.3	Plus, the To Catch a Predator porn parody absolutely no one asked for.
0:13.8	America's favorite inbreds done did blew up their trailer and hiring a hitman to take care of your bitchy-ass daughter.
0:32.5	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in customer service phone goals.
0:34.4	Good morning, Mark, speaking here. Can I help you?
0:36.6	I want to make a booking for this assessment bullshit.
0:39.9	So I can drive a fucking car on the fucking road in fucking Victoria so the cops can get up me fucking ass again, hey?
0:43.1	Okay, sir.
0:43.7	I'm going to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit
0:45.5	so I can shove a piece of paper
0:46.9	off the fucking ass to stand here,
0:48.5	and coins us and say,
0:49.6	I can drive a car safely
0:51.0	instead of this bullshit and stop getting the cuts off me fucking
0:55.5	I'll tell you what mate since I've been living up in Croydon all of a ball I've been is
1:01.5	harassed by the dickheads down here at Croydon what if he got a fucking dicket I'll tell you
1:07.5	what it's not me that's a fucking. It's too fucking easy to do shit.
1:12.8	I want someone to come out and give me a driving test, please.
1:16.6	Big road cuntz!
1:18.6	You're after a driving test, are you, sir?
1:21.3	Yeah, so I can keep driving on the fucking road in fucking Victoria!
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