America's Favorite Bottom
Hall & Closet with Jaida Essence Hall and Heidi N Closet
Moguls of Media
4.9 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Jaida and Heidi are beating the summer heat with their favorite refreshing summer drinks (jam in seltzer NOT included)! The queens give us a peek into their makeup bags and divulge what products they cannot live without what classics they are still using since their early days in drag. Plus, they get to the bottom of an unsolved mystery! Did America’s favorite bottom really throw cake at the Mona Lisa? Heidi does her best Al Sharpton and investigates!
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| 0:00.0 | Now, it's the 1st of July here at Hallin Clause, and we are ready for the summer, baby. |
| 0:06.0 | Today we are talking about delicious, refreshing summer drinks, and we give you all of our favorite makeup products. |
| 0:13.1 | Plus, we're going to put one of your favorite podcasters on trial today. |
| 0:17.3 | We have an unsolved mystery, and we are going to sluice our way through it and figure out if one of us did it. |
| 0:24.4 | And also, we have an exclusive Beyonce scoop from one of our listeners. |
| 0:29.2 | Your Honor, I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. |
| 0:34.2 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:35.3 | This is Hall and Closet. Closet. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I know that's right. |
| 1:01.8 | It's time for Hall and Closet. |
| 1:06.0 | Welcome to Hall and Closet, the show where I, Jada Essence Hall, and I, Heidi in Closet, |
| 1:13.6 | two authorities on absolutely everything. |
| 1:19.9 | Explain it all. |
| 1:22.3 | All. |
| 1:23.1 | Yes. |
| 1:24.1 | You can think of us as two special investigators as we seek out the answers to everything you need to know from drag |
| 1:31.2 | to love to science to what anime is my shirt from |
| 1:35.5 | if y'all can if y'all can say it right in the comments |
| 1:37.7 | you get lean forward you get the sense of being right |
| 1:41.6 | that's all you don't you don't get anything if If you lean forward, literally I could tell you what that was. You don't know. Literally, he's wearing a red and white shirt. You have no idea. They're not wearing their normal clothes. Is it a new version of Pokemon? No. No, this not Pokemon. How dare you? I thought we thought we taught you better on the anime Pokemon is not anime. I thought it is anime. It is anime. We taught you better. It is. It is anime. I was thinking, okay, T, we've learned a lot. Y'all, guess what it is in the comments? Anyways, y'all, we have an insatiable's curiosity, and we know that you do too. |
| 2:19.8 | So get ready to learn how all of this works, according to us, at least. |
| 2:25.6 | This is Hall and Clousin'Hat. |
| 2:32.8 | Shady, bitch. |
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