Alien Pubes and Probes
Hall & Closet with Jaida Essence Hall and Heidi N Closet
Moguls of Media
4.9 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Heidi and Jaida investigate the paranormal! Do aliens have pubes? Which alien would make the best Drag Queen? Is Bigfoot gay? Plus, Jaida gets dragged for her roller skating cha cha slide skills and the queens read a heartwarming story about the one and only John Cena.
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| 0:00.0 | Look over there! |
| 0:01.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:01.8 | Oh, God. |
| 0:02.3 | It's a bird. |
| 0:03.9 | It's a plane. |
| 0:05.7 | It's hot closet. |
| 0:07.8 | Oh, and closet. |
| 0:12.7 | Ooh, yeah. |
| 0:18.8 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:22.7 | I know that's right. |
| 0:30.6 | It's time for Hall and Closet. |
| 0:34.9 | Welcome to Hall and Closet, the show where I, Jada Essence Hall, and I, Heidi and Closet, |
| 0:41.5 | two authorities on absolutely everything. |
| 0:46.5 | Explain it all. |
| 0:49.8 | Now, you can think of us as two special investigators as we seek out the answers on everything you need to know from love. From drag. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. You're still in my line. From love. To love. Drag is love. Drag queens do need love. And they also need science, too. And they need science. And since you stole my line, what else do my line, you did the last one since you stole my line. |
| 1:13.0 | Um, peanut brittle. |
| 1:15.7 | Yes, peanut brittle. |
| 1:17.3 | Yes. |
| 1:17.7 | I thought she's going to say, peanut, peanut brittle. I was like, peanut brittle? |
| 1:21.3 | Peanut brittle. Peanut brittle. I didn't, why is that the most random thing that I would |
| 1:26.0 | ever think of? Do you like peanut brittle? I've never had it actually. I've seen it. I've never, I've actually never actually ate it. That would make sense. You have all your teeth. Bigdletle is wild and sugary. And when you chew it, your teeth are like, I've seen people eat it. I'm like, that just looks like a struggle. |
| 1:44.6 | I don't, I don't like the struggle to eat. |
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