When I think of stewards of leftist thought, you know what comes to mind immediately? Donald Trump Jr. Bud light. Bud light is what comes to mind. Word. You know, us here ahead in the office, we've been working behind the scenes, covert, if you will, subtly to get Bud Light on our side or whatever parent company controls them. This is like the CIA black site. We've been lobbying them. We've been indoctrating them. we actually slipped the woke mind virus into their drinks.

We trans- parent company controls them. This is like the CIA black site. We've been lobbying them.

We've been indoctrinating them. We actually slipped the woke mind virus into their drinks. We trans their gender. We trans their gender. And now we are, we are so happy to report that Bud Lights on our side. We're winning the culture war folks. We are. We are. It's a literal war. Beer company at a time. Next is going to be like, I don't know, a Coors Light. Yep. Or they might be communists already, though.

We'll get all the piss water drinks out of the way first.

Next. company at a time. Next is going to be like, I don't know, Coors Light. Yep. They might be communists already, though. We'll get all the piss water drinks out of the way first. Next fucking PBR, baby. Pab's Blue Ribbon. We get all the really bad ones that conservatives drink, so they have no choice but to join the leftist cult. That's the plan. We got to get PBR because That's like the cheap one. It's like a 30 rack of PVR for like $3. You know what I'm saying? We'll get that one.

Like Republicans, uh, they're anti- We got to get PBR because that's like the cheap one. It's like a 30 rack of PBR for like $3.

You know what I'm saying?

We'll get that one.

Like Republicans, uh, anti-Semites generally are going to say like, oh, it's a, the Jewish conspiracy to control everybody. You know, they're always on about that like Kanye shit. Yeah. But no, it's us. No, it's just two white guys. Yeah. It's regular white guys. It's head in the office destroying Western civilization.

That's the plan.

That's good.

And I mean, that really lines up with our 20,

the resolution of being more dubious, diabolical, and infamous. Causing problems. In the new year. Yeah. And I mean, even like in keeping with that and keeping with being diabolical, evil downright, yeah. I think I want to lie more. Oh, yeah, for sure. And you know what's

got me thinking that? Did you see the interview that Trump, like Trump Sr., the big man,

the funny guy did with Tucker Carlson? I heard some clips. I heard some clips. He rattled off

all of the charges against him. I thought that was pretty sick. That was sick. The rap sheet. But when he was describing his arraignment, did you see that one?

Mm-mm. Oh, my God. It was so good. I wish that I could lie like Donald Trump lies. Like, it's honestly going to have to make it up lies. Oh, my God. It's going to have to become a goal of mind. This dude told Tucker Carlson, like, straight-faced nothing. He's like, when I went in for the

arraignment, you know, everyone that works, they're the wonderful law enforcement, wonderful

prosecutors, wonderful, just law enforcement officials that are working there. They said, they looked at me and they said, Mr. Trump, I'm so sorry. Mr. Trump, I'm so sorry, but I have to do my job. Oh, my God, brother, that got me. Top 100 things that never happened. And he's like, yeah, they were putting the cuffs around me or doing

something. They were bringing me in and he And then he's like, yeah, they were putting the cuffs around me or doing something.

They were bringing me in and he said, Trump, 24, we're going to come back better and we're

going to come back stronger. That's what they said to me, Tucker. It's true. I'm telling you. It's a choose you on an adventure story. Oh, my God. I love it. It was sick, and I wish that I could lie like that.

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