It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

How you doing? This is Shirley Kulika.

Honey, I got on this internet chat site of the day called Blackbait.

And it's me and these men talking back and forth.

And I told them one of my state near Houston.

And he said, oh, what do you like about Houston?

I said, not a damn thing.

I said, this place is 400 square miles of concrete.

It is eat-up of criminals.

It is killings and murderers every day.

You can't understand nobody.

Don't speak English up in here.

They speak Vietnamese, Chinese, Philippines, and Spaniola.

But you can't ask nobody.

Because nobody knows.

And nobody wants to say nothing.

You can't stop your car in this town.

But I'd be a skirt.

There's something I'm going to get dead to you.

I can't stand Houston.

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