It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. How are you doing?

This here is Shirley Kulika.

I was so aggravated yesterday.

I was sitting there on the couch.

I had my legs sewed up over the couch because I had, you know, the swelling of the ankles.

I've been eating too many pork chops.

That's just all it is, too.

And I was so comfortable.

I had just put my Kool-A down on the floor, and I had twisted around and put my ashtray up and got me a methyl cigarette lit.

And here comes that dough beating.

Bam, bam, bam, bam.

I said, good, Lord.

I had to scrunch all up, get all counter twisted and squat it up and get everything, get to the dough.

And it was a lady out there selling Quanza fruitcakes.

I said, what in there?

Where is that?

She said, look in here. She said, uh, Quanza is just around the corner. Is you prepared? Do you have your

quonsa cakes now on this? I said, I don't celebrate that inkness. What is that? I said, nobody

have ever explained to me what Quanza is actually for. If I had a clue about that, maybe I'd get out here and decorate or put up haints or whatever

you're supposed to do for it.

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