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It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

Thank you. is on the air. This segment of the Michael Barry show is brought to you by the $100 million

coming out of Washington, D.C.

to keep John Cornyn, your senator,

because if they don't keep reminding you why you want him, you might forget.

Just remember, John Wayne McCornan is just like you.

He looks and acts like every other senator working hard against your agenda,

Mitch McConnell among them,

who won't bring the Save Act to America, who won't do what needs to be done to save the country,

but keeps telling you in very slick, glossy commercials that they're just like you.

Not sure why they have to keep telling you,

if in fact they are, right? And it looks like they're trying too hard. If you saw the John Wayne McCornan bit that some 22-year-old staffer talked him into doing in front of the Buckees,

hi, I'm John Wayne McCornan.

I'm at Buckees, just like you.

Don't be bothered by the fact that literally nobody is walking behind me in the middle of a day

because I'm standing here in front of the beaver just like you do

recording this video just like you do I just went in and took a big old dump because that's

what we do in Texas I held it for 300 miles, just like you.

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