It's that time.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

The following feature has been rated R.

It is intended for mature audiences.

I just wanted to say to everyone out there.

I'm no longer mainlining acid or smoking PCP.

It's official.

Now, you know the rest of the story.

Joy, do you like movies about gladiators?

What if your child get a mown you for a pair of shoes? Take me on out of us now.

Train, no, take me on out of us now.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of

elderberry. How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over the mountain.

Well, good bye, brother. the mountain. We're going to buy your momma.

Let's start with AJ.

You're on the Michael Berry show, sweetheart. Our Mother's Day tribute. What say you, love?

Thank you. My mother had me when she was two months shy of being 17 years old.

She raised me her whole life as a single mother. I got married when I was 18. She re-married when she was six months after I did. So she stayed a single mother my whole

life. She had 30 years with my stepdad. She was a wonderful person. She was dental nurse, and she died when I was 60 years old and I didn't realize until then that she and I were being raised together by each other. She was just the 16 when she had me so I

admire her for all the things that she's done in her life and I'm sorry she's gone and I'll miss her forever.

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