It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. One female friend writes, I'll give you some update on dating after 30 and a divorce.

Men don't like to talk on the phone anymore

and that's a turn off.

Sweetheart, I got news for you.

Men never liked to talk on the phone.

They just had to.

If you try to get to know me by asking me 50 questions through text,

I'm already bored.

See, that's the other thing,

is women have raised their expectation. You know, I think women used to have the expectation that

men are different. They're not gonna see... My wife used a term romcom the other

day. She said, hey, I used your ID on Netflix, so I apologize if you get a

bunch of romcoms showing up as your suggested movies. I said I don't mind that you borrowed my

log in but I'm just curious how you knew what a romcom was. You have to understand for those of you who remember Sanford and son

You remember the white officer who didn't know the jive lingo?

That's my wife when it comes to pop culture.

When she knows a pop culture thing, it's sort of concerning.

How do you know what a rom con?

Where would you get that?

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