It's that time.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. For perspective, ponder this.

Chris Christoperson was born two and a half months before Buddy Holly.

And Elvis was born the year before Chris Christover.

If Buddy Holly had lived, Chris Christophreson would have been older than him by two and a half months.

So that tells you how old buddy Hollywood have been.

That's fascinating, right?

It's fascinating.

Well, dumb, dumb in Fort Bend County, Judge K.P. George has been indicted.

Did he ever look dumb? I love my peacocks so much. They're not mine. They're the neighborhood

peacocks. My next-door neighbor who's a friend of mine accused me. He called one day or texted one day and he said hey do you have peacocks and I said yeah well no I said't. No, he said, do you own peacocks? And I said no.

And he said, well, my wife said that screeching noise every night is peacocks and I said oh it is

But you said you didn't know any I don't they're feral

They just wander and they have have left. I mean, I didn't bring them in. I brought

one peehen in and she died. So technically I didn't bring the peacocks in and they choose to hang around for some reason maybe

because I feed them day and night and talk nice to him. But anyway it's a it's a running joke that he's going to kill the peacocks. And he may I wouldn't blame him when they're in their mating season. You either know or you don't for those of you who know you know it's an awful awful

awful sound I mean it's a it's I's terrible but not you know what can I do you know San Antonio just passed a law. You can't harm the peacocks because I guess

People have figured out how

Peacocks are a wonderful thing if you enjoy the beauty of the peacock.

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