It's that time.

time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Berry Show is on the air.

If it sounds country, man, that's what it is.

It's a country song.

Yeah, okay.

Where one two three four, one two three four. I took my 1 2 3 4.4. 1 2 3 4.

I took my harpoon out of my dirty red band

Dannell and was blowing sad while Bobby sang the blues.

Well, I woke up Sunday morning

with no weight of my head that didn't hurt.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,

so I had one more for dessert.

I was a sailor.

I was born upon the tide.

With the sea I did buy I sailed a school around the horn of Mexico.

I went off the world and loved the world remains a little close and when the yards broke

off they said that I got killed but I'm living still.

You asked me if I'm happy now that's good as any joke I've heard.

It seems since I sing you last I've done forgot the meaning of the word.

If happiness is empty rooms and drinking in the afternoon, well I suppose I'm happy as a clan.

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