John Cornyn is one of us. He stands for freedom, liberty, and America just like you and me.

And he stands when a lady enters the room because he's super polite. When John Cornyn goes to a movie,

he doesn't sit right next to a stranger. And when he drives to San Antonio, he swings into

Buckeys for Beaver Nuggets and beef jerky because John Cornyn is a regular

guy.

If you're ever sitting in a bathroom and you hear a voice calling for a courtesy flush,

you can bet it's John Cornyn because that's what Joe Lunchbox would do.

John Cornyn is Joe Lunchbox.

President Obama has taken a flamethrower to the U.S. Constitution and America needs a fireman to put it out.

John Cornyn is a fireman.

An American fireman with an awesome fireman hat that sometimes goes by the name Joe Lunchbox.

A vote for John Cornyn is a vote for a regular, ordinary man with a whole crap load of LinkedIn notifications in his inbox.

Vote for Joe Lunchbox.

Vote for a fireman.

Vote for John Corny.

He's one of us.

That seems like the kind of thing you'd see at a tg and y scrap heap you know the 10 cent

deal the kind of thing where they you ever go you ever go into those old stores and then have a box

you can take it it's it's like when people put furniture out at the road, you can take it.

Ramon, if I were to tell you that no matter where you live in Houston, if you were to put a

couch out at the road, which signals anybody wants this can take it.

What group of people do you think?

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