It's that time.

that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

Have you seen this traffic out here?

People have lost their mind behind all this Christmas stuff, hey?

Lord, they already be down there just swarm and everything. Good Lord. Never saw nothing like this. Oh, uh-uh.

Just look at them white folks loading up their kids and all their minivans.

They know that Thanksgiving just around the corner and they better make their Christmas plans.

Honey, they go in droves to the stoves just to go sit on Santa Claus left,

with their little artificial Christmas trees and a little knitted sweater they put on their cat.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go, let's go to the stove.

What y'all going down there for artificial snow? That's ignob. Hurry up, hurry up,

hurry up, let's go. Let's go to the mall. You can't get up in there, them white people

they're up in there having And then have it a ball.

I see them white folks charging their credit cards out to the max,

just buying everything out.

Why can't they just chill, you know, relax?

Them white folks get spending money like it growed on trees.

I ain't never saw nothing like it,

and honey, they need to be down on their knees.

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