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Am I The A**hole For Eating A Croissant In A Cemetery? r/AITA

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🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 183 minutes

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0:00.0

What is going on, everyone, and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well.

0:04.2

Today I've got for you three hours of some of the most ridiculous posts from am I the jerk?

0:09.5

Starting with this. Am I the jerk for eating a croissant in a cemetery?

0:15.6

You know it's going to be a good three hours when this is the first post?

0:19.4

I had a doctor's appointment today and they told me to not

0:22.2

eat or drink anything before it. Once I got out, I was starving and pretty thirsty. So I went to

0:27.5

a supermarket, grabbed a croissant and a bottle of store brown cola and I went to look for somewhere

0:32.1

to sit down. The nearest spot I could find that wasn't directly by a busy road was a cemetery.

0:38.3

So I went in, walked to some benches, and I sat down.

0:42.0

I'd almost finished eating when a woman, maybe in her 70s, walked past me and asked who I was

0:47.8

visiting if I didn't mind the question.

0:50.0

I said I was just eating somewhere quiet, which surprised her.

0:54.0

She then told me that I should be

0:55.5

ashamed to be so disrespectful and left. I finished eating and drinking before leaving. I can see

1:02.3

where she was coming from and it's possible she was grieving and looking for solidarity.

1:07.2

But also, I was just eating and it was the closest spot. Okay, so first of all, you're definitely not the jerk here. Although I do want to show a little bit of compassion to this woman and I think Opie has done that as well. We don't know what she's going through, who she was there to visit, what's happened in her life. So I'm not going to jump on her and say how ridiculous for her to say that you can't

1:28.0

eat at a cemetery when of course you can't eat at a cemetery because I don't think that's fair.

1:32.8

However, the simple answer is, of course, you're allowed to eat in a cemetery. You were being

1:38.5

very disrespectful. In fact, you weren't being disrespectful at all. You were just sitting there

1:43.1

on a bench, chilling, eating food.

1:46.0

I mean, that's the definition of respectful. You could argue. So yeah, you're not the jerk here.

1:51.1

But as I said, I'm not going to attack this woman because I don't know what she's been going through.

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