Am Eye The A**hole w/ Jacksepticeye | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 21 March 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00 Intro
2:55 I refused to bring $100 to Thanksgiving https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1p6kqld/wibta_for_refusing_to_bring_100_minimum_to/
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11:08 I was surprised my fiance didn't know who Muhammad Ali was https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1p2cys4/aita_for_expressing_my_surprise_that_my_fianc%C3%A9e/
23:21 I refused to pay to have my friend's house cleaned https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1pb23qa/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_to_have_my_friends_house/
30:18 I didn't let a kid eat my food https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ohc622/aita_for_not_letting_a_kid_eat_my_food/
35:59 I didn't check my phone when a friend bailed https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1oxmfcq/aita_for_not_checking_my_phone_when_a_friend/
44:33 I bought myself an Xbox but my bf said he got me one for my bday last year https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1knuosg/aita_for_buying_myself_an_xbox_when_my_bf_said_he/
54:49 I connected to my AirPod after my niece swallowed it https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1p4kcdf/aita_for_connecting_to_the_ear_pod_after_my_niece/
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| 1:19.1 | I'm Shane. |
| 1:19.9 | And today's episode is a classic, Am I the Asshole episode? |
| 1:23.4 | However, we have a very special guest joining us here today. |
| 1:27.6 | We have Jack Septuic Eye on the couch. |
| 1:29.7 | Wow, that was so cool to watch you do that. |
| 1:31.8 | Yeah, and we also have Trevor who wore the same outfit as me. |
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