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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00 Intro
3:35 I've been mailing my toenail clippings to my bully https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1qecsx4/removed_by_moderator/
12:02 Sponsor
13:14 Back to the toenails...
16:24 Seams to be a problem with the wash https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1qcoj1u/seams_to_be_a_problem_with_the_wash/
23:13 I pretended to not know what Brooklyn is https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1q4fh4w/i_pretended_to_not_know_what_brooklyn_is/
30:07 I ruined my brother's proposal on purpose https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/yct9px/aitah_for_ruining_my_brothers_proposal_repost/
42:21 The office White Elephant should not be mandatory https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1ppchdh/the_office_white_elephant_gift_exchange_should/
47:34 She cheated on me so I had a threesome with her ex and the guy she cheated with
https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/comments/yowron/she_cheated_on_me_so_i_had_a_threesome_with_her/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Smosh Reads, Reddit Stories.
0:02.6	I'm Shane, and today's theme is, I mean, it's our 150th episode.
0:08.9	So I guess that's a little bit of the theme is hell yeah.
0:12.6	But also, it's March, and in honor of, in honor of the aides of March,
0:19.1	sorry, both Amanda and Angela are mocking me right now, and it's really hard to do this
0:25.6	intro while they are quietly mocking me.
0:28.9	I was just smiling.
0:30.0	So this is going to be largely revenge themed today because of the Iads of March.
0:35.4	Angela, can you tell us more about the Iads of March?
0:56.0	George Clooney. George Clooney's a movie. It's a Julius Caesar. Yes. It's Shakespeare. Yes. I only know like kind of the text. I also like Shakespeare. I know, but Angela really knows Shakespeare. Thank you, Shane. Angela went to Oxley. I also like her.
0:58.6	Hey, hey, we're going to get to you.
1:02.6	You're going to get your chance.
1:04.4	No, no, no. Angela, have your time.
1:08.1	And you should have it.
1:10.5	I yield my time to Amanda.
1:11.8	Okay, great.
1:13.0	So, Julia's Caesar.
1:13.9	We're out of time.
1:20.9	Anyways, I'm joined by Amanda and Angela today, who both are getting the revenge on everyone.
1:27.1	We had a realization today that we think we spent too much fundamental time as kids with our uncles.
1:27.9	Yes.
1:33.2	Yes, because there's, there's, there's, there's, there's some ladies.
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