It's Friday, May 22nd, 2026 from Peach Fish Productions.

It's the gist. I'm Mike Pesca.

I excited for the enhanced games, the enhanced games occurring this weekend.

Dope Olympics was taken.

I guess we're supposed to get a little upset. The marketers, we're trying to sell some supplements.

The marketers thought we'd get upset.

And I got to say, I'm really not that upset.

I don't think, however, while the enhanced games are not in the front to anything I hold dear,

I don't think they're destined to be quite popular.

So how they started was that James the Missile Magnenson, one of Australia's swimming

legends, was on a podcast and he says, you know, if they allowed all of us retired

swimmers a few years out of the sport, take drugs, we'd beat the guy who aren't on drugs.

And then a guy named Aaron DeSuzza heard it and said, yeah, here's a million dollars if you compete in the enhanced

games, the Sterolympics, steroid Olympics, the P.E. DeCathalon, more than a decathlon. There's

swimming, there's track, there's weightlifting, no team handball,

quite sadly. So some of the rules are there are no rules, but the organizers say, you know,

36 of the 42 Enhanced Games athletes are participating in rigorous clinical trials, and they'll be

monitored by health professionals. That's fine, but they don't have to adhere to any rules,

so it'll be, I guess, interesting to find what data or what chemicals we're coursing

through the veins of these athletes, but it's not like any of those chemicals.

We'll get them disqualified, unless, you know, their hearts explode or something.

Along with DeSuzza, some of the organizers of the enhanced games include

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