What's up everyone? Welcome to the 480 first episode of the Pokemon

podcast. It's super effective. I'm your host SbJ with me is Will. I am very

angry Greg. You didn't warn me that I have reached the point in my life where a

friend of mine contacted me at 830 last night and said, Hey, come over and

let's watch Harry Potter. And I said, it's 830 at night. Why would I leave my house?

It's this. Why is this my fault? I've been telling you this for a while. You're ahead of me

by two years. And I will go sometimes I will occasionally leave my house at 9 p.m.

not often. I went but I was like, but you were tired and you're a great

don't you? It's so late. I'm already in the house. There are things out there. People out there

that are nefarious. I literally showed up at his place and I was like, you know what?

There was a time in my life where if I was at the club at 11, I was there too early

because nothing good happens until midnight. Look, we all know that all the things that

happen at midnight are no longer for us. I'll speak for yourself, sir. Greg here. Hi,

I'm here. I got nothing. I got water. Look, Will came at me early for a thing that I've

mentioned a lot. I have talked about growing older. You make plans at 830. Those plans

can happen after midnight, but it has to be well planned before 830 or I'm not leaving.

Steve's like, we're going to hang out and watch Twitch. I'm like, when 2 a.m. I'm dead

to you at that point. You're like, come over to my place. It's 3 a.m. and I got nothing

to do. And I am lying between two dogs next to my husband, blissfully not aware of your

needs. We'll have the G feel for it. We'll just slam some G feel and you know, go all

night. I do not assume caffeine after 11 a.m. You cannot do that anymore. We cannot consume

caffeine in that episode. We do. Yes. Yes. There was no Pokemon go stuff. There was

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