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Fitzdog Radio

Rickey Smiley - Episode 971

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The Rickey Smiley Morning Show is broadcast in over 100 markets but what his listeners do not know is that he loves yacht rock. Rickey Smiley is an amazing guest and a fine standup. Check out his new tour.

You can follow Rickey Smiley on Instagram @RickeySmileyOfficial

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Fitstog Radio. We're in the home studio in the bonus room of the back house.

0:18.0

Sealing fan is on. My next door neighbor is cranking house music today. I mean, I don't

0:23.3

really get house music at home, even though it's an oxymoron. House music is at a fucking nightclub.

0:30.9

It's when you're on ecstasy and you've got a day glow jump suit on and it's not hanging out

0:38.3

on a Saturday afternoon. Who the fuck? Anyway, I love my neighbor, but a little weird. I have to

0:44.7

talk to him about that. If you're watching this on YouTube, you can see I've got a major zit situation

0:52.5

happening between my eyes, which is perfect because my son, my son has a friend who's apparently

0:59.6

become like a big shot photographer here in LA. And he wants to do a series of photographs of

1:05.2

comedians. And he's asked me to participate. I'll be the first comedian that he shoots. And

1:11.8

probably the last, especially when I show up with a fucking humongous zit between my eyes.

1:17.8

So I have good news. I'm back from Gold's gym. I don't know if I updated everybody, but I talked

1:26.3

about it. I think on Sunday papers, I had a little incident at Gold's gym this week with my temper.

1:32.6

And I yelled at the general manager. They have these, they have these automatic doors that

1:37.0

are supposed to open when you put your barcode up on your little key fob. And it never reads it.

1:44.1

They, it felt corporate when they put it up. There was nothing wrong with the old system.

1:48.4

It's, it's become corporate. It's become the kind of thing where they're trying to improve

1:51.8

something that needed no improvement. And so every time you swipe it, you stand there for like,

1:56.9

I'm not kidding you two or three minutes swiping. So nothing, and they don't fix it. It's been going

2:01.8

on for fucking months. So I had a really bad day two days ago. And I showed up already angry.

2:09.4

I already not my best self. And it wasn't, I swiping wasn't opening. And so finally I just

2:16.8

jumped over it like it was a New York City subway turn style. And the general manager yelled at me.

2:23.4

And then I yelled at him and we went back and forth. And it wasn't pretty. And then I worked out

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