Almost Pooped On and Other Wild Tales
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
It starts as a simple question about buying a knife... and spirals into pepper spray laws, stun gun stories, who’d get tased first, and the day Greg T pooped on the studio floor.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.1 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:15.3 | Party won't bring us. |
| 0:20.3 | Welcome, everybody. |
| 0:21.9 | Hello. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey. |
| 0:23.3 | How y'all doing? |
| 0:24.4 | Good. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:25.4 | I think. |
| 0:26.9 | You think? |
| 0:27.9 | I don't know. |
| 0:28.9 | I know. |
| 0:29.4 | We really don't know. |
| 0:30.3 | You had something? |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.5 | So I have a question. |
| 0:32.4 | So when I order knives, right? |
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