New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.

Say Rockline Alley Show.

Perhaps you did nothing this weekend, and now it's annoying because you've got to go in and be around

coworkers and friends, and they're talking about all the amazing time they had in Vegas and that is exactly what happened with Ali who went off to Vegas. She was very excited about No Doubt, went to her first Coachella a couple years ago to see No Doubt. And then when they announced they would be at the sphere, she goes, I'm buying tickets, I'm going to the show. Yep, I was one of the people that was trying to click on the blue dots before they went away, and finally I got to have my no doubt experience.

But I also going to the show. Yep, I was one of the people that was trying to click on the blue dots before they went away. And finally, I got to have my no-doubt experience. But I also got to have my hot girl in Vegas weekend experience. Well, this is why I think it's interesting, because Ali, if you're new to the show, Ali's married to a woman. She's a gay lesbian. And her wife went to Vegas last weekend a different trip with another woman with another

woman not a quote sexual thing this wasn't one of those freaky Vegas upside down pineapple

situations although maybe it was yeah I actually don't know I didn't ask um but the plan was they

both were going to Vegas to see the same thing and to have very different

Vegas experiences.

But Ali decided I'm going to go with my hot cousin Coco, party cousin Coco.

Because she wanted to see no doubt too.

So we decided to divide and conquer.

So we didn't have to pay for a babysitter.

Also, I think you realized pretty early on that she is one of these people that just knows how Vegas operates.

Well, she has been on many Vegas trips, and the Vegas trips usually amount to arrive, attend pool party, take a break, attend nighttime party till 6 a.m.

Get a few hours of sleep, repeat until Sunday, you know, until Monday morning, early Monday

morning when they're like dragging their suitcases out of the hotel with clothes still hanging

out of them trying to make it to the airplane. And you learned pretty quickly, even in the

preparation for Vegas, that the way that she prepares for Vegas as a hot trick is very different

than the way you prepare for Vegas. Oh yeah. I mean, I mean, I was focused more on my pajamas than the rest of the, those are the outfits that I can handle.

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