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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Golf Clubs

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. We are a Klein L.E. Show. In about 20 minutes, we get you a couple of things. Not only do we give you tickets to see Smashing Pumpkins, just announced tour.

0:38.2

Those tickets aren't even on sale till later this morning,

0:40.1

but you'll win them before they officially go on sale to the general public

0:42.6

because that's how we feel about you. Billy Corgan was on, and he said, let's say go ahead and give them some tickets to my show at the forum. and then also because they are headlining Lollapalooza for the first time in three decades.

0:52.2

Let's get some K-Roc listeners to Lollapalooza.

0:54.3

We will qualify you for that K-Rock listeners to Lalapalooza.

0:54.3

We will qualify you for that K-Rock Road Trip USA trip to Chicago to see that band play in their hometown. That'll be coming up in about 20 minutes. But right now we're in the middle of a mash tags, and we are attempting, in honor of this being a thrifty Thursday to help make K-Rock cheap. And by the way, K-Roc doesn't need any help in being cheap. Oh, no, no, no.

1:11.2

That's been in the DNA since the beginning.

1:13.2

Kayrock is great. Rock cheap. And by the way, Krak doesn't need any help in being cheap. Oh, no, no, no.

1:11.2

That's been in the DNA since the beginning. Krock is great at being cheap. But when Krog joins forces with El Chippo, Allie, on a thrifty Thursday, watch out. Sometimes you want to play in hashtags. Sometimes you don't. Well, if you don't, you're going to be bummed out. because we're playing it now.

1:28.0

You know,

1:28.3

I like 610's nomination

1:30.3

because it's not... Well, if you don't, you're going to be bummed out Because we're playing it now

1:27.8

You know, I like 610's nomination

1:30.2

Because it's not a K-Rock band, it's just K-R-O coupon.

1:35.6

Oh, K-R-Coupon is strong

1:37.2

I really like that one.

1:38.2

5-62 Jimmy Eat Ramen

1:39.8

Can't afford anything else.

1:41.7

6-26, yellow card declined.

1:47.0

Oh, 3-2323 modest house and 5662 um linkedin park which i like because that's just you try to find a job yeah if you got them for us get them to us this hour have another 20 minutes to get us your submissions for mash tags. All things making K Rock cheap and we will pick our favorites and announce a winner

2:05.9

and that will all be coming up. Allie was asking me just a moment ago if she should be insulted

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