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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Froyo, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K-Rock. Oh, yeah, welcome to K-Rock. It is just after 10 o'clock.

0:55.0

We will get into the ADD News and some other stuff. We have four plan for you this hour. If you need us, 800, 5201067 to call to interact with the show. Of course, the goat line is there for you. That number is 844956 goat. Update you on everything you may have missed. Blind Charlie made it through surgery. He's alive. We don't know if he's well, but he's alive at the very least.

0:57.4

And then important things like this, Allie.

0:57.5

Thanks, fine, Ali. I just wanted to know, are you guys out of material or who's telling you guys,

1:05.2

is this Vanessa's idea to book all these people on your show? I mean, I want to hear you guys.

1:11.1

I mean, I don't care about Ben Glebe. I mean, honestly, I don't even care about Billy Corgan. Wow. I mean, I want to hear more Alley. I want to hear more client. That's it. Even Jake. I love Jake. Put them on. All right, please go. Bye. All right. All right. some honest feedback right there from regular listeners.

1:28.1

You know, speaking of Jake, Jake is making a big change in his life. All right, we go. All right. Some honest feedback right there from regular listeners.

1:28.1

You know, speaking of Jake, Jake is making a big change in his life.

1:31.5

He is finally goading out of his way for sex.

1:34.4

Oh, yeah.

1:34.9

I heard you left the Jake Shack, which you always are a big fan of home court advantage.

1:39.8

And usually it's been the demise of any potential relationship you've been involved in

1:44.0

is that you will not travel not only outside of Burbank, but you will not travel outside of your own shack. Yeah, rarely. I drove 45 minutes last night. Which, by the way, saying I drove 45 minutes doesn't really, because in L.A. That could mean three miles. That doesn't really mean much. It was 45 minutes at like 10.30 at night. Wow. So how did this unfold? Was it a booty call situation? No. So with my succulent girlfriend, she mentioned that she didn't have her kid that night. And I was like, so could I come over? She's like, sure. So it was like a last minute thing. So, yeah. So as per usual, you invited yourself over. Oh, totally. It's known. It is known. It's known that I'm going to be over there having sex with you. So you, for the first time ever drove, how far away mileage was? Oh, it was from Burbank to La Habra, whatever, however far that is. So you actually made, so you had a moment where you had to talk to yourself and go, with the price of gas these days, and everything else, am I going to drive this far, knowing that you would definitely get laid, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was a coin flip for a second. What do you mean? Like, I, I was like, well, yeah, I'll come over. And I got home, like, well, maybe I won't come over. It's kind of late. It's kind of far. How's your parking situation? Yeah, it was fine. So that was a deal maker. And did you spend the night or did you drive back home after? It's been a night, yeah. Oh, so you came, Well. You came in here this morning to this show right from La Habra? From La Habra?

3:09.9

Look at you.

3:11.0

Wow.

3:11.3

And you. It's been a night, yeah. Oh, so you came, you, wait, you came in here this morning to this show, right from.

3:08.5

From La Habra?

3:09.1

From La Habra, yeah.

3:09.9

Look at you. Wow. And you brought the dog with you and everything? Yeah, yeah. Where do you put Kibby in the backpack when you're having sex? You wear her? No, I don't wear her, no. Like a gimp mask? where do you put your dog in the back?

3:23.3

Because I never see you take that dog off.

3:24.8

So you're having sex.

3:25.7

Where does the dog go?

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