Ally's Family Vacation
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 673 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International |
| 0:21.7 | Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter |
| 0:27.8 | dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Jay Rock, we are Klein Ali's show. Ali, |
| 0:32.8 | the fact that you are even considering this is insanity because of everything you know going |
| 0:37.4 | into this decision. The fact that this is even because of everything you know going into this decision |
| 0:38.4 | the fact that this is even something that you have brought up to our attention well you know i love to |
| 0:43.6 | save money that part i know but at some point you have to weigh the pros and the cons and sometimes |
| 0:49.9 | you go it's not worth it even though it's financially worth it's not worth it so my mom wants |
| 0:54.8 | to do this big family trip it's now that she has her new husband and he has a couple of kids |
| 1:00.2 | husband number four this is husband number three three excuse me by the way i also learned |
| 1:04.4 | something about husband number one that i don't care to talk about now but that's your real dad yes |
| 1:08.8 | well i learned why their relationship ended and i had no idea but |
| 1:12.5 | now she's on husband was it flaccid no there was cheating involved oh i had no idea on his end or her end |
| 1:19.4 | her end oh it was like was anyone was anyone gonna tell me this you just found this out now |
| 1:25.0 | yeah what did you think the reason was they broke up i just thought they they didn't work out. Like, they were high school sweethearts, got married too early, too young. Wow. I didn't realize that was the reason. I think that was one of many reasons, but apparently my dad was, like, fine with it because the relationship was over anyway. And the throat goat went out on the town? I don't know about what happened afterwards. Did she cheat on your dad with husband number two? No. That was many years later. Oh. So now she's with husband three who's very happy and satisfied. If you're confused, don't worry. You're not alone. This is like the, this is like the math problem from a beautiful mind. My family tree is just like a mess. |
| 2:01.3 | It's a mess. |
| 2:02.6 | We'd whack her to get through it all. |
| 2:04.5 | So she has decided they decided they wanted to do this family trip because they want everyone to be together. |
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