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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.4 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.3 | Apologies. Apparently I made a mistake. A lot of people call me out on the text line saying that the last answer to the last question of Ali knows the news was incorrect that |
| 0:38.3 | the theme park that they were at was called epic whatever the hell i said epic i've already thrown out epic |
| 0:43.3 | universe epic universe and the ride was called star us raisers or something a lot of people are saying |
| 0:48.0 | that that was wrong doesn't really change the outcome of the game both people got it wrong anyway |
| 0:51.5 | so i guess i'm just an idiot mr kevin made a mistake as they |
| 0:55.1 | say around these parts or as they say on the text line spineless klein spineless klein or it turns out |
| 1:01.4 | klein's the dumbest person on the show this proves klein is the dumbest member of the show epic universe is |
| 1:06.8 | the theme park the ride with star dust racers either way guy lost his life doesn't the outcome. Can't we just all admit that we make mistakes and that it's okay? This show is one giant five-hour mistake every single day. And once you accept that, but also understand that these mistakes could be answers to questions later that will score you Coachella tickets during the show Chella quiz well then you'll put up with it because you |
| 1:27.8 | have to I think I might have been a mistake from the beginning I think we've all said that oh |
| 1:32.6 | that's what they said I can't believe by the way that you do you you if you're going to tell the story |
| 1:40.1 | and I don't know if this is an on and an all fair story but I can't believe believe you'll even admit to being naked where you're naked, because that seems to me like something that you would not, you of all people would not do. Well, I don't choose to. It's not my number one choice, but every once in a while it has to work out that way. How? How does it ever, how do you ever have to be naked? Well, you have to be naked to change your clothes, which is what I needed to do |
| 2:02.7 | because I had just gone for a run. ever how do you ever have to be naked well you have to be naked to change your clothes which is what |
| 2:01.8 | i needed to do because i had just gone for a run and the place where i go for a run is the ymca which is |
| 2:09.7 | on it it's it's on my way to my kid's school so going home and showering takes too long i have to |
| 2:16.9 | shower at the yMCA locker room. |
| 2:18.9 | But you also have no problem going through your life looking sweaty and splotchy. |
| 2:25.0 | Thank you. |
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