New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Do you make your aunt happy? Good morning. It's Kay Rock. We're a Klein Alley Show. Chance for you to win $500 right now on a $500 Friday. Usually you'd be battling Ali, who's putting

together the ADD News, but now you have your choice. We used to do this long before we got super generous with Ali's money and gave way the $500. We would say on Fridays, you could pick your poison, battle anyone on the show. You've heard us. You know how dumb we sound on a regular basis, so you could decide who is the easiest most beatable person on the show.

And we say good morning today to our... heard us. You know how dumb we sound on a regular basis, so you can decide who is the easiest,

most beatable person on the show. And we say good morning today to our contestant in, let's go to

East L.A. Hi, you're on K. Rock, and who is this? Freddy.

Hello, Freddie. Welcome to K. Rock. How goes it?

I'm cool.

Is this four-looker, Freddy? Yes, sir. Welcome to K-Rock. How goes it? I'm cool. Is this Forloco Freddy?

Yes, sir.

Hold on. You are the Four-Loco Freddy?

You're here.

What's up, fool?

What's up?

Are you currently, the first time we met you, I believe, was during a round of Allie Knows the news years ago, and you were hammered on Four Locke, correct? Yes, sir. Are you still drinking the Four Locke? Not right now. I ran into Four Lockeau Freddy one time in, like, downtown L.A. He was doing security at some museum or something. Yeah, some sort of balloon installation or something, right? Yeah, it was like a weird ass German something or other, and this guy comes up to me. A museum. A museum, yeah. Nitechus balloons? That's why I think he was there. I think he thought they were all nitrous balloons. They were not, sadly. They were just filled with regular air. For local Freddie, from time to time, Klein does a impression of your voice.

Can I play it for you and can you rate it for me?

I heard it.

You did?

Oh, this is me, Fort Local Freddy.

What do you think?

It sounds cool.

Are you saying now?

Huh? Say the same thing.

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