the Michael Barry show to the phone lines. We go Alan you're on the Michael

Barry show go ahead sir. Thank you Michael Barry. I heard the story about them

two boys that Brandon can't that time. I told my mom she got pissed off and I

heard that story while I go about that lady and put that dog in that

microwave. I told my mom she got pissed off about that. I got a story my

girlfriend put me some a plate of food. I didn't know. I went over to

Pollock truck stop. I didn't know where I'm at but I didn't put that

damn thing. I had to live with a foil on top of that food right? I put it

there. He looked like a nigga right in the store. I'm in there and I

burnt that microwave. That boss and that truck stop come out of hell. I

didn't know nobody told me I didn't know that. Anyway it was pretty cool. I

smoked at their microwave but but I didn't do it on purpose anyway. If somebody

had to office if somebody at the office microwave's fish or burns popcorn you're

gonna pay for it for hours. Alan are you the Alan from Liberty or Dayton or

somewhere in that? That baby I used to I trucked all my wife. Yep. All right that

baby. I'm over. Alan is out of Dayton Texas. Yep. Alan I'm gonna give you a

destination and you will have five. You want me to give you some direction. I

want you to get me there. Okay are you ready? Yep. I want you to get me from your

home in Dayton to Bismarck. Is it North or South Dakota? Bismarck North to

Dakota. Oh god that's too easy. Anyway right out of here go over here. Yeah I'll

go over and get on I-45 North and go up to Okie City and I'll go up here and to

Kansas. I'll lift I-70 and go west and go to 83 and go North clear up to

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