Hello, Ileine. Welcome to the men's room.

Alan.

Alan. Hello, Alan. Welcome to the bedroom.

Oh, nah.

So, this is, my son was one or two years old, and he'd been sick all night up.

You know, the wife was playing possum. the elbow in the back didn't wake her up

so i had to get up every two hours and take care of him and get him back to sleep five o'clock in the

morning comes pretty early getting the shower get ready to go to work pull out my toothbrush tired

grab this tube put a big old strip on top of the toothbrush,

stick it in my mouth, every ounce of moisture in my mouth, a medial, it disappears.

It's like I ate a whole pack of crackers.

What was it? I look at the tube I stuck on my toothbrush, and it was diaper rash medicine. Yes, it did. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. And I will tell you,

that stuff has consistency of drywall mud, and I don't know how many glasses of water it took to get that

stuff out of my mouth but you say it's effective it just sucked all of the moisture out

every ounce of moisture it was like puckered dry god that's awful. Good times. Well, at least we know it works now. Damn. Yeah, I've never done that. Never had, like I said, we did the shampoo. That was it. Otherwise, I've never unintentionally put something on my toothbrush. And I'm very, very happy about that. Whatever reason, to me, that's the grossest way.

Like, you can drink curdle milk, that is gross, eat moldy bread. I understand that's gross. For some reason, with a toothbrush, it just feels more personal. You know what I mean? I don't know why. It doesn't make any difference. If you put mold to my toothbrush, do that be worse to be? Do you have hemorrhoid cream? No. Okay, these are things that you want to put it in a different drawer.

Is it any tube like...

It looks exactly like tube. brush, do you have hemorrhoid cream? No. Okay. These are things that you want to put in a different drawer.

Is it any tube like it?

It looks exactly like tubes.

Why do they do this? Well, it's in a tube. No, I get it. But there's certain, remember, like, because kids are eating Tide pods, little kids, because it looks, it looks like toothpaste. And I like Tide's thing.

It's like, it doesn't have to look the way we do it.

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