What's up, you sexy bitches? Welcome back to another episode of Sex Love and What All

Smatters. This is going to be Luke's favorite episode thus far. I know it. It'll be up there.

That's for sure. I think it might be mine to be honest. So let me just introduce our amazing

guest, Lexi Moran. How are you, my love? Hi, how are you? Oh my gosh. I've been trying to get Lexi

on this podcast for, I don't even, how many months? It's been a while. You're a busy girl. So busy.

Hardworking, busy-ass hot beyond. So Lexi is first and foremost a producer and also a contracted

makeup artist for browsers. That's how I say it, right? Yeah, browsers. We all know browsers.

You know the logo, you know the name. If you watch porn, you go to browsers. I'll say it first.

Like when I'm on porn hub or any of those other websites, if I see the browser's logo, I'm like

that's high quality shit. That's what I want to watch. It is. It's true though. Like no offense,

y'all, but I don't want to watch your like you porn in your bed with your like shoddy iPhone.

Like no thank you, your bag camera angle. Like it just doesn't do it for me. Half the time the

storyline is what does it for me? Half the time. All the time. Most the time. Yeah. But first and

foremost, Lex, oh my gosh, I love you so much. You look gorgeous today. Thank you. It's an honor.

Let's talk about how we met. Do you want to do one? Sure, I sure. I'm sorry. So I went to high

school, Ashina. We were cheerleaders together. We went to our little private school. And I know

hilarious. And when she first started on Vanderpump rules, I remember her reaching out to me and

was telling me like, oh yeah, I'm going to be on this reality show. Like do you want to do makeup?

And I was like, of course I do. Like, of course I do. So for a while, I was like doing makeup for

her a little bit like here and there. And then just throughout the years, I know that, you know,

you guys started to join in on, you know, whatever makeup bars were around. Yeah. Well, I didn't.

Here's the thing. Like, Ashina, you as well as you obviously born and raised in California,

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