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The Bert Show

All The Ridiculous Reasons Your Toddler Randomly Lost It

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

What are the ridiculous reasons your toddler just lost it? Kristin has a ton of examples! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Bert show. The problem is these little humans can't control their emotions at all.

0:36.0

Everything, it's either fourth gear or first gear, and we're talking about toddlers.

0:40.0

Ah, let's talk about the little terrorist shall we little toxic toddlers I've seen

0:46.9

this multiple times on social media and kind of like ha ha ha that's funny's cute, until it happens to you and then it's no longer

0:55.3

funny and it's no longer cute because you're being tormented every single day by something that

0:59.2

weighs 30 pounds and can't control its emotions. And I'm talking about the toddler tantrums.

1:04.0

My son Jimmy is two and a half.

1:06.0

And you can't reason with something that is not reasonable.

1:10.0

So if you would love to share, I have a a list I have kept a running list in my notes on my phone

1:16.2

Of all the times Jimmy has lost his S over some of the stupidest reasons stupid us obviously not stupid to him 1 855

1:26.8

birth show 855 237 87 46 one day we should do, name the temper tantrum and we try to guess if it's your husband or your

1:38.2

toddler.

1:41.2

Let's kick it off. He wanted a red light, not a green light.

1:45.0

While you were driving?

1:47.7

Yes.

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Seriously.

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