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🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial killers. Each episode the pair will talk all things murder and macabre and have a right laugh doing it.
In Episode 124, we reexamine a live show case - The Barnes Mystery. One of the most notorious crimes of the Victorian times, maid Kate Lawler was convicted of murdering and dismembering her employer Julia Martha Thomas.
But this grisly tale comes second to Rachel's on terrifying brush with death, set on the grimmest place on Earth - a TransPennine Express toilet. Want to find out more? Take a listen - no questions asked.
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| 0:00.0 | See on, we've got me on. |
| 0:41.1 | Now you've made me on. So that's how the episode will start. Welcome to edition 124-124 of all killer-noffiller podcast with me, Rachel Fairburn and Kirup Richel McLean. Just before we start, well, do our usual disclaimer. This isn't here I worship. We do this podcast because we have much of interesting serial killers. As long as we are doing these podcasts, it stops us from writing to them in prison. |
| 0:48.4 | Yes, it does. In fact, I should have asked producer Owen, when is this, when roughly would this podcast go out? Okay, great. In that case, well, we should announce here that we have, for the first time, |
| 0:59.8 | and all the time we've been doing all killer, we finally made a dream come true in that we're doing a Valentine's show, |
| 1:06.2 | which I can't wait to do. |
| 1:08.6 | Next February in Leeds. |
| 1:28.0 | Yes, on the 10th of Feb are the city varieties, which is one of our favourite venues. We like it in there. It's very nice. Yes. So that will be on sale now, I imagine. Yes, that'll be on sale. It's on sale. Go and get your tickets. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know when this comes out, but yeah, it comes out. |
| 1:32.8 | Christmas is probably sold out by now, but there might be a smattering of tickets left for crew. |
| 1:33.4 | Yes. |
| 1:35.2 | Why do I find it funny every time we say we're going to crew? |
| 1:39.5 | Oh, because it's bizarre, isn't it? |
| 1:41.1 | It is very weird. |
| 1:42.9 | And it's been harder to find a venue somewhere different because nobody wants, |
| 1:46.9 | nobody wants these two sweary women go over our pantoset. |
| 1:51.3 | They'll swear near the pantoset. |
| 1:55.5 | Like we're going to rub ourselves on it, like a stray cat that comes in and rubs its glands on everything. |
| 2:01.3 | Oh, glants. |
| 2:02.4 | And also, I'm on tour next year at Rachelfairburn.com, go and buy some tickets, if you wish. |
| 2:09.0 | Thank you. |
| 2:09.3 | You never stop touring. |
| 2:10.7 | It's unbelievable. |
| 2:11.9 | Well, I do, but I've put it on sale early. |
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