Welcome to edition 123 of our killO filler podcast, part two with me Rachel Fairburn and Kiribbredtriutrakema. Just before we start, we'll do our usual disclaimer. This isn't hero worship. We'll do this podcast because of mutual interest in serial killers as long as we are doing this podcast. It'll blow a little life stops us from writing to me in the prison. If you're watching this on YouTube,

you'll notice that Rachel are in the same room together

because we're recording this on the morning of our Halloween show.

Woo!

Which is very exciting.

The only way you can actually get us in a room together

is, I'd say, about four days a year.

Yeah.

But we have to do a show.

We hate each other. Although I'm going to be coming to yours in January. I don't know. Oh yeah, yeah. We're going to record some more in person, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah. So this is part two of Bonnie and Clyde. Just before we crack on. A couple of bit of admin at the top. First of all, Christmas show, nearly sold out.

Yes.

All killing.

Oh, I'm hungry. Old killer. Goet your tickets there. By tour for 2026 is on sale. Rachel Fairbun.com. Get your tickets from there. Yeah, be organized. Great Christmas present. Yeah. I think tour tickets are, well, I think tickets to anything are a present because they get they're like, oh my God, we're going to see Rachel. And then then you get the second present when you actually get to see it. Yeah, but then I get the money and then if you decide you're not going. Yeah. Couldn't give a shit, mate. you were going to tell me about I don't know if it was for the podcast or not, but was it a decant in, oh my gosh, the most beta of the beta males. You didn't you see a beta acting like an alpha. Oh God, thank you, it's me the ick. So I was in, what I was killing a bit of time the other day. Where was I going? I was got to do a gig. And Waterstones were still open. So I was like, oh, I'll go in Waterstones, the one at Trafalgar Square. And I went in, I was mooching around. Look, I have to say as well, bookshops, I do think you should have your phone on silent and you shouldn't be making phone calls in there. Same vibe as a library. It's, you know, it's a quiet space. Yeah, yeah, I'll go for that, yeah. Anyway, this guy was in there. And when I say he was a nerd, he was a fucking nerd. And he had... Was he working there? No. Okay. He struck me as somebody who'd never had a job in his life,

but plenty of experience in his own mind.

And he's with this woman.

See, this, you know, sort of small, sort of attractive woman

who I think might have been Turkish or something.

So he's got a curtained hair and just a real vibe of weakness about it and really sort of Harry Potter-esque

right okay like Harry Potter pre-puberty okay adult man okay and i'm sort of looking at these books

and i didn't have my headphones in and the woman they were in the poetry section i wasn't my

ashtress i was in a july jacent one and i was looking at something and they she was

talking about something that she read and he said, that's how you've interpreted it, is it? Oh, my God. And instantly my hackles go up. And I'm thinking, and he went, and she went, yeah, well, that's what I thought. And you went, that's literally the opposite of what it means. How you interpret something is how you interpret it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you get from something is like, that's the whole point of interpretation, right? Yeah. So I was like, you fucking con. I was like, I've got your fucking cat, that's it. And then he says. Desperate had to have an argument with someone else's boyfriend. Well, then she... I don't agree with this, but I'm on the woman's side of it. She's that... Her phone rings and it's her FaceTime. Mm-hmm. Not for me. Stop FaceTime in public. So she answers the phone and... I'm saying I'm a... I'd say, let's just say she was Turkish. This is important a bit later on. So she answered the phone and she said, oh, hello. I'm really glad it's important because you've mentioned twice. Yeah, to a friend. Hello, hello. And she says about this dweeb that she's with. She's like, oh yeah, he's here now. And she's speaking English at this point.

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