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Titus Podcast

ALIENS!!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Well, it looks like the last few horrendous problems in America; Pandemic, Immigration, millions out of work, mass shootings, you know, America... None of it means squat diddly ... because THERE ARE ALIENS!!

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show ...that is about to be invaded!

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

manage, coordinate, prioritize, summarize, review, extract, sort, translate, optimise, and basically do it all?

0:13.0

No?

0:14.0

Hmm.

0:15.0

You should try Monday's sidekick.

0:17.0

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0:21.4

Ask it anything. Seriously. Try Monday Sidekick. AI you'll love to use on Monday.com. Hey everybody, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:41.2

This episode is brought to you by ritual protein powder, Ultimate Ears, wireless headphones, and butcherbox.

0:47.3

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:51.1

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon not fit. Well people, it looks like the last few

0:57.9

horrendous problems in America, the pandemic, immigration issues, millions out of work, mass

1:02.6

shootings, you know, America. None of it means squat diddley because there's aliens. Yeah,

1:10.5

this time it's not the Inquirer kind of aliens.

1:12.7

This is the wait, they put it on 60 minutes during prime time on Sunday aliens?

1:17.9

So either 60 minutes is being produced by the guys from Jackass and or South Park or

1:23.3

they're aliens.

1:33.3

Yeah. they're aliens. So it seems that there's aliens.

1:35.3

Now look, if you watch the episode of six minutes,

1:37.3

we have a couple of fighter pilots who aren't drunk at all

1:41.3

explaining how they and their backseat guys saw the exact same thing.

1:46.8

That's four of them.

1:47.5

As we're looking at this, her backseater says, hey, Skipper, do you?

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