Aliens Break Mitch McConnell and Naked SF Woman's Brains | 7.27.23
Hard Factor
Hard Factor
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
On episode 1260 of Hard Factor…Mitch McConnell has a scary episode, people testify to Congress that aliens exist on earth, a woman loses her mind on the Bay Bridge and much much more … Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Intro
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☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕
(00:02:22) - Nose pimples
(00:03:07) - Joke of the day (It was too funny for Pat)
(00:04:47) - Hulk Hogan announces he's engaged to yoga instructor Sky Daily at her best friend's own wedding
(00:10:07) - Texas inmates ‘being cooked alive’ in heatwave with no air conditioning, but the state seldom acknowledges heat as a cause of death
(00:14:04) - Naked woman opens fire at passing cars on San Francisco bridge causing MASSIVE traffic jam
🥛Cream of the Crop🥛
(00:22:49) - Mitch McConnell says he’s ‘fine’ after freezing during Senate press conference, being escorted away
(00:29:42) - Singer divorces 'devilishly handsome' ghost of a Victorian soldier after less than a year
(00:38:47) - UFO hearing key takeaways: Whistleblower’s remarks, cover-up claims, and Pentagon denials
(00:51:39) - Federal judge declines to approve Hunter Biden plea deal for now
(00:52:47) - Couple suing Airbnb owner for $75,000 after hidden camera in bathroom filmed them having sex
(01:02:30) - MACE!
(01:02:54) - The wheel
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| 0:57.0 | Good morning and welcome to episode 1260 of Hard Factor. |
| 1:24.9 | It is Thursday, July 27th, 2023. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. |
| 1:30.7 | We have an 80% accuracy guaranteed on this podcast today. |
| 1:35.1 | Wes has cocaine Mitch, Hulk Hogan, Texas prisons, another crazy San Francisco and more in |
| 1:42.2 | your cup of coffee in the big time. |
| 1:45.0 | And not much more. But maybe a little more line up. |
| 1:48.0 | I mean, how could you surely will stumble onto something else? |
| 1:51.5 | We will make hilarious jokes about all of them. |
| 1:54.8 | That was the whole Shaborgan right there. |
| 1:57.2 | Yeah. Fantastic. |
| 1:59.5 | Mark's got a classic but tragic love tale to tell us. |
| 2:05.2 | Yeah, this is something. |
| 2:06.8 | I mean, there's tropes from like some of the all-time classic love stories. |
| 2:10.6 | Now this is going to get you the mood for Halloween too. |
| 2:13.0 | Wow, I don't, okay, I've said too much. |
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