Alien Abduction
The Complete Guide to Everything
Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
One of the worst things that can happen to a person is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night while you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep. This week we’re talking about alien abduction, something Tom is afraid of just about every night. Also we change up the format a bit this week and kick off the episode by solving a listener problem concerning a hobbyist lumberjack unwittingly terrorizing the old ladies of his neighborhood.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything a podcast about everything I'm |
| 0:16.7 | one of your host Tom and I'm Tim Tim I'm not going to ask how you're doing this week. |
| 0:23.5 | Why is that I don't care anymore I know how you're doing fine everything's fine |
| 0:29.7 | everything's the same nobody's done anything the world's different now isn't it |
| 0:35.7 | weird how we're all in our yeah every week we just say the same things yeah look we |
| 0:40.8 | hate ourselves so ourselves in our lives right and that was true before the |
| 0:46.4 | pandemic so it's even doubly true now so we're gonna we're changing up the |
| 0:52.1 | the formula a bit and we're starting off the show solving a problem hey start off |
| 0:57.6 | the show in a positive note instead of just criticizing our lives how about that |
| 1:02.8 | yeah and I and I will say Tom I wish you had asked how I'm doing today I think |
| 1:09.8 | it's nice for for you to how are you doing but don't go into it just keep it |
| 1:17.2 | brief I'm doing well if you had answered not so good actually |
| 1:25.6 | Tom let's let's solve a problem in a segment we like to call Tim and Tom solve |
| 1:32.3 | your problems is this weird that we're doing this I don't like this |
| 1:46.2 | all right Tom this comes to us from Spencer and if you listen or are |
| 1:53.3 | listening and have a problem you'd like us to solve you can email us at the |
| 1:57.0 | complete guide to everything at gmail.com and we'll talk about alien |
| 2:01.2 | abductions in a minute I was gonna say if you've downloaded this episode |
| 2:04.6 | because you've recently been abducted by an alien and you're desperate for |
| 2:08.7 | information to make sense of it all relax we'll get to it relax Spencer's got |
| 2:14.8 | a lumberjack problem who dear Tim and Tom I'll tell you what there have been some |
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