Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she's so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how anxiety fuels you, her favorite bravo housewife, the need to be funny. screaming into pillows, and all of her male/female celebrity crushes.
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| 0:00.0 | I always have like a dude I'd be talking to. |
| 0:02.4 | It's okay that you're here. |
| 0:03.6 | But no, but I'm like, you don't have to force it. |
| 0:05.6 | No, but like I wish I had the experience of looking up with a girl once. |
| 0:10.2 | It's not too late, honey. |
| 0:11.3 | But it's not too late. |
| 0:12.5 | I am 27. |
| 0:13.5 | You're on a reality show about getting drunk, okay? |
| 0:15.8 | You can go hook up with a girl. |
| 0:17.1 | It's not that fucking hard. |
| 0:22.3 | Welcome to America. |
| 0:30.6 | What's up guys? |
| 0:32.4 | You know where you are. |
| 0:33.8 | We're back in hell. |
| 0:35.0 | It's hot in here today. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm with one of my great friends, Ali Colbert. |
| 0:39.8 | You may have seen her on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon. |
| 0:42.6 | Pretty legit. |
| 0:43.6 | True TV's comedy knockout. |
| 0:45.5 | NBC bring the funny or hosting Verizon Build brunch series literally every morning. |
| 0:50.5 | I don't know how she gets up. |
| 0:51.8 | Most people know her though from really funny videos we wrote and acted in together on my Instagram. |
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